Tuesday, September 15, 2009

When the chap hits the cap


I hate it, I mean ABSOLUTELY hate it when someone grabs my lip chap and turns the bottom to raise the lip chap, raising it so much that it smushes on the top of the cap.

#1. That is a huge waste of the lip chap because now a lot of it is stuck in the lid and impossible to get at with my chubby fingers. Even if i did get it out some how, maybe with a popsicle stick or toothpick, I would still have to rub all the chunks I scoop out on my lips at that very moment because it's impossible to simply just put it back on the stick of chap.

#2. Now the top of the chap stick is bumpy. Before when it was fresh and new, it would nicely and comfortably rub on the surface of my lips. Nice and Smooth. After the chap ruiner ruins my chap, its uncomfortable to apply the lip chap and chunks fall off on my lips.

Note: If you use/play/take/touch/hold someone's lip chap - don't eff around with the dial on the bottom or there will be trouble.

My Burt's Bees Lip Balm I have taken out of my purse is perfect. I cringe to think that in just a matter of time, someone will see it in my bag and think of turning the bottom dial. This infuriates me actually.

So please, to all who read this: If you see the balm in my bag, you may use it - I'm no germ-a-phobe so I'm being generous here. When you use it, gently take off the lid, raise the balm to your lips and lightly rub on the surface - making sure not to press too hard of course. THEN take the cap (It's probably in your left hand right now) and put it on the tube. DO NOT do this quickly - you could miss your target and crease the chap with the sides of the lid. Cover with care, then put it back where you found it or even toss it back to me. This is how you should treat everyone's chap and maybe they will treat yours with as much respect.

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